Major Saab se Chudaai ki Desi Gay Kahaani: 1

Desi Gay Kahaani: Major singh ko ek bar fir lambe time baad chhutti mili hai. Shaadi ke 8 saal me ab tak gini chuni baar hi unke lund ko biwi ki choot ki grmahat mili hai. Koi aulaad nahi hai, aur biwi hamesha ki tarah naraz, apne maike me baithi hai.

Raste bhar sochte ja rahe hain ke jaipur pahochte hi Neetu ko is baar to kis na kisi tarah mana hi lenge, samjha bujha ke.

Man me gudgudi bhi ho rahi hai ke agar wo aise nahi maani to usko lund ki diwani bana ke chhod daalenge major sahib, chod chod ke lund ki itni bawari bana denge ke neetu khud unki har baat maan lene ko taiyar ho jayegi.

Raaste bhar pant ke andar lund khushi se jhoom ke tannata fir udaas ho ke baar baar gir jata. Aaj to lund ki special dawat hai. Yun to pahaadon me, camps me, jhaadiyo me…jab jahan moka mila Rasiya Major singh ne apne sathi sipahiyo aur juniors ki gaand bhi jab tab le daali hai.

Lekin biwi ki choot se unko alag hi lagaav hai. Lund ko baar baar train ke bathroom me ja ke puchkarte samjhate hain aur khud ke dil me ye soch rahe hain ke neetu se kya kahenge, kaise samjhayenge ke wo zid chhod de!

Dar-asal Major sahib koi 30-32 saal ke hatte katte jawan hain. Gym vym nahi gaye kabhi, bachpan se hi naturally fit hain, khuraak kisi kumbhkarn se kam nahi hai, chicken-mutton ke itne shokin hain ke kilo kilo to yun hi kha jate hain. Duniya bhar ka maans kha ke apni chamdi ke andar thoos thoos ke bharte ja rahe hain lekin majal hai 1 inch bhi kahin charbi jama hui ho.

Har tarah ke maans ki saari takat hi inke andar jama hoti hai charbi nahi. Sab kuchh pacha jaate hain aur 1 kilo maans bhi kha le to use 1 hi din me white cream bana ke dher sara apne aand me jama kar lete hain. Utni hi daaru bhi pite hain. Daaru, cigarette, non-veg wagerah unke profession me jaruri hai, so sarkar ki taraf se usme koi rok tok nahi.

Bas unke lund pe hi kisi ko daya nahi aati, so lund apna adhikar jagah jagah se, jugaad laga laga ke ya chhup chhup ke chheen hi leta hai. Fir upar se major sahib bade helping aur soft swabhav ke hain, koi kuchh bhi maange, de dete hain, bahot dayawan hai. Bachha ya bada, jawan ya boodha, aurat ya adami, ladka ya ladki koi bhi in se lund maang le to major sahib bejhijhak har kisi ko de dete hain, hatho hath bina der kiye.

Haathme chahiye to haath me, muh me chahiye to muh me, gaand me chahiye to gaand me aur choot me chahiye to choot me. Sabhi ki khwahish unki marzi ke hisab se major sahib turant poori karte hain. Yaha tak ke inke lund me fans chuke khushnaseebo me kuchh kutte-kuttiyan, 1 gadhi, 3 ghodiyan, 2 bakre aur kai saari murgiyan bhi hai.

Personality aisi hai ke juniors razi khushi gaand dete hain. Agar gusse me badi badi aankhe laal kar ke dikha de to border ke us paar wala bhi palat ke pant neechi kar ke jhuk jaye major sahib ke aage.

Halka sanwla rang hai, chahra bhara bhara hai, clean shaven hai, sirf moochhe rakhte hain gahri gahri, 6.2’’ height hai, trimmed hair cut se pichhe ki taraf gardan giraffe jaisi lagti hai, skin sar se paanv tak ek hi rang ki hai aur naturally shine karti hai, jaise bhagwan ne tight kheench kheench ke skin ko kas ke shareer pe lapeta hai.

Kahin koi minute sa sal bhi nahi hai, us skin ke cover me maans aur muscles is tarah thoos thoos ke bhare hain ke ab 1 cm ki bhi gunjaish nahi hai. Jaise kisi teddy me thoos thoos ke rui bharne ke baad agar 1 gram rui bhi aur bharna chaho to wo teddy fat jayega.

Waise hi major sahib ke tonned body me skin itni stretch ho chuki hai ke agar major sahib ke andar thoda sa bhi maans aur daal diya jaye to wo unki skin cheerne lag jayega. Lekin motapa bilkul nahi aur fir bhi major sahib roz dher sara maans kha jaate hain. Shareer itna kasa hua hai ke chahe bhaage, chahe koode chahe jitna hil le major sahib, unke shareer ke andar ka maans kahin se bhi hilta hua nahi dikhta.

Bas agar baithate hain to shareer ke bhaar se dab ke gaand ka maans aur ubhar ke kamar ki taraf nikal aata hai. Agar nanga kar ke side pose se major sahib ko dekho to pet ka curve aur jaangho ka curve ek jaisa aur barabar lambai ka dikhta hai, pet ka curve khatam hota hai aur jaangho ka curve shuru hota hai thik us point ke pichhe hemisphere shape ki gaand ubharti hai jo bilkul bhi jhukti nahi, major sahib ki tarah gaand bhi seena taan ke hi rahti hai har wakt.

Aur front pose se dekho to kamar, seena, kandhe, arms, pet, gaand, jaanghe, ghutne, pindliyan, kalaaiyan sabhi kuchh chauda chauda dikhta hai. Hatheliyan aur pairo ke talwe bhi kisi beast ki tarah lambe lambe hain. Vicky kaushal ki height aur looks hain, aur pro-kabaddi league ke Maninder singh ki ditto jaanghe, ubhari gaand, baaju aur seena hai.

Ek to gusse se bhari badi badi khatarnaak darawni aankhe aur ghani ghani bhonhen unki apni hai, wo kisi se mel nahi khati duniya me. Unique hai! Jinko dekh ke koi bhi dar ke mare kahega – “Jahan panaah tussi great ho, tohfa kubool karo!” aur dusra bilkul bhi charbi na hote hue bhi unka wajan unka apna hai.

Itne bhaari hain ke bike pe baithate hain to seat aur tyres pure dab jaate hain, aur chodate chodate kamar pe baith jaaye to chudne wale ka aage se cum aur pichhe se dum nikal jaye.

Agar kapde hata ke, sar se lekar paanv tak unko pura wax kar du aur kaan kaat lu to 6.25 feet by 2.5 feet ka zinda lund ban jayenge major sahib khud! Is aadmi ko bhi major na bana diya jaaye to fir major banana ke laayak hai kaun?

Mujhe to lagta hai ke major sahib ka shareer, attitude, personality aur badi badi aankhe dekhte hi sainik nahi bana ke direct major ki chair pe hi bitha diya hoga officers ne or unke aage sabhi ne gaand khol ke rakh di hogi pahle hi din.

Aise major sahib se bhi neetu khush nahi hai. Alag hona chahti hai! Lo bolo! Aisi suhagano ke suhaag pe hi sabse pahle chudailen daaka daalti hai. Aur kyu na dale, isme galti kis ki hai?

Agar kisi kamjor mard se uski item biwi chud nahi pati to uske dosto ki raal har wakt tapakti hai usi tarah aurato pe bhi ye baat lagu hoti hai, jo aurat apne pati se dur rahti hai uspe raando aur chudailo ki nazar sabse pahle padti hai, aur pati bhi kaisa?

Major sahib jaisa! Aisa lund to kisi ek ka na ho kar understood hai ke duniya me har kisi ka ankaha aur official pati hai.

Khair Neetu ki shikayat dusri hai. Wo is kudrati kaamdev ko kisi din shaheed hote nahi dekhna chahti, har wakt bas major sahib ka sath chahti hai. Isliye force daal rahi hai ke major sahib ya to sena ki nokari chhod de ya fir Neetu ko chhod de.

Major sahib ko desh sab se jyada pyara hai isliye neetu ki baat hargiz nahi manenge lekin fir Neetu ye bhi chahti hai ke wo kabhi maa na bane, wo bas apne chhote bhai ko bête ke roop me paalna chahti hai, to usme bhi major sahib ko objection hai, unko unke sperm se bana hua ek sher ka bachha chahiye.

Major sahib ab ghar pe akele baithe Neetu ka intejar kar rahe hain. Aa chuke, naha chuke, aram kar chuke, ab bina underwear ke shorts pahne baithe hain. Neetu apni mummy ke ghar se aane hi wali hai. Aur major sahib ka lund abhi se pre-cum tapkane lag gaya hai.

Neetu aai to major sahib ne pyaar se dekha lekin neetu kuchh ukhdi hai aur sath me apne 17-18 saal ke bhai ko laai hai.

Major sahib ne surprise ho ke dekha – “Are! Babloo!! Kitna bada ho gaya hai.” Babloo gora sa, bilkul apni didi ki copy lag raha ha, dubla patla fir bhi fit! Haddiya kisi bhi ang ki nahi dikh rahi. Ek normal skeleton ka admi agar itna dubla patla ho to uski jagah jagah se haddiyan nikalti dikhengi lekin babloo ka skeleton hi shayad bhagwan ne shrink kar ke us par maans aur chamdi chadhaye hain.

Hari hari nasen gale aur hatho me jagah jagah dekh rahi hai. Chahre se bachha hi dikhta hai lekin halki halki si kale rang ki daadhi ugne lagi hai, wo bhi naturally aise shape me hi ug rahi hai ke apne aap hi French-cut banta hai.

Babloo ne jijaji ke pair chhuye aur sab andar aa ke baith gaye. Major sahib ne dekha babloo chup chap nazre chura ke Sharma ke samne sofe pe ja ke baith gaya aur apne school/college ka work nikal ke karne laga.

Idhar Major sahib aur Neetu dining table ki chairs pe baithe baithe apne issues discuss kar rahe hain. Neetu adig hai. Wo chahti hai ke major sahib bas usi ke hokar rahe. Major sahib us se jyada desh ko pyar karte hain ye saaf bata chuke.

Aulaad mangne par bhi neetu ne babloo ki taraf ishara kar ke kaha – “Ye meri aulaad hai! Mummy papa ke baad iska kya hoga? Aap ko pahle hi bata chuki hu main, aur fir jab tak aap sena nahi chhod dete tab tak main apni kokh ke bare me sochungi bhi nahi, isi tarah contraceptives leti rahungi.”

Major sahib ka dimaag itne me to fir jata hai. Koi aur hota to lambi si rakshaso ki hatheli gaal pe chhap jaati abhi tak lekin yaha lund ki bhookh ka sawal hai, apne dimaag ko thikane rakhna hi padega kuchh bhi kar ke…

Is liye major sahib ne kaha – “Haan neetu! maine kab mana kiya? Babloo mera bhi bachha hai! Aur….” Itna kahte hue major sahib ne babloo ki taraf pyar se dekha. Fir aage bolte boolte ruk gaye kyu ki babloo ki aankhe kidhar dekh rahi hai ye major sahib ko ajeeb laga.

Babloo ki aankhe apni didi ki peeth ke peeche se major sahib ki khuli jaangho ke beech se unke shorts ke andar tak ghus rahi thi. Wo itne gaur se kya dekh raha hai, kahan dekh raha hai aur chahta kya hai ye pata karne ke liye neetu se baate karte karte major sahib ne apni right jaangh aur jyada khol di.

Babloo ne dekha jija ji ki ek jaangh dusri jaangh se door khinch rahi hai to unke shorts ne jaangho ko ughaad ke babloo ki aankh ke liye andar tak rasta bana diya hai. Babloo jhat se apna angle set karne ke liye let ke padhne ka bahana karne laga aur sar neeche kar ke major sahib ki jaangh ki seedh me aankh le aaya. Wahan se usne dekha kuchh andhera aur jungle jaisa jaangho ke end pe dikh raha hai.

Bechain hokar jor se dhadakte dil ko sambhal kar, wo baar baar idhar udhar nazare ghumane laga jaise kuchh dhoondh raha ho, ungliyo se apne baal uljhane laga aur jeebh se khud ke hoth chhatne laga.

Mejor sahib samajhne lag gaye aur neetu ki baato se unka dhyan hatata gaya! Fir bhi unhone reconfirm karne ke liye neetu ke samne “Haann…hoonn..” karte karte apna left hand dining table ke niche se itching karne ke bahane lund ko right jaangh ki taraf thel diya. Is se lund ki neend khulne lagi.

Ab babloo ne dekha ke shorts thoda upar khincha gaya hai, jis se gufa ke andar thoda ujala hua aur ghane jungle me se ek azgar ne apni kundali kholi. 1/3 khada lund apne neeche latak rahe aand ke upar pura dabaav dale hue latak ke saanse le raha hai. Lekin lund ke bhi mano aankhe hai aur babloo ko lund ne dekh liya, ekdum uski taraf badhne laga.

Jaise koi naagin badla lene ke liye apne naag ke kaatil ko sadiyo se intejar karne ke baad kahin ek dum se dekh le to kis tarah se chokanni ho ke sar uthaati hai, waise major sahib ke lund ne babloo ko dekh liya. Ye dekhte hi babloo sofe pe aur jyada machal machal ke idhar udhar hone laga aur pyaase ki tarah apne hotho ki barah bajane laga.

Itna dekh ke major sahib ke hosh ud gaye aur wo sab kuchh samajh gaye. Lekin kare kya! Ab lund teji se khada hone laga aur major sahib bechain hoke Neetu se bheekh maangne lage – “Please neetu, ab chhodo bhi! Ek baar andar to chalo! Babloo ko padhne do!” aur fir dheere se fusfusa ke neetu se bole – “Meri halat kharab ho rahi hai neeche dekhogi to pata chal jayega. Please andar to chalo! Hum kal baat kar lenge baaki!”

Neetu khadi ho gai – “Kal baat karoge to main kal aa jaungi! Ab main jaa rahi hu. Papa mumy ko bahar jana hai to waha koi nahi hai. Chal babloo!”

Babloo hadbada ke utha aur apne lund pe takiya, uske upar book rakh ke bola – “Didi please! Ab mujhe baar baar idhar udhar kara ke disturb mat karo, mera pura time chala jayega! Ye project kal submit karna hi hai. Aisa karta hu, main jijaji se kuchh help bhi le lunga aur unse mujhe merchant navy me jaane ki guidance bhi chahiye to kal hi aa jaunga main, ab bachha nahi hu. Aap jao!”

Didi yun bhi gusse me thi, jhat se uthi aur fat se chal di! Na to babloo ko na hi apne pati ko palat ke dekha!

Major sahib dono hatho se muh dhak ke chair pe wapas gir gaye aur khul ke dono jaanghe faila li. Koi bhi neeche jhuk ke dekhe to major sahib ki gun aur bombs aram se dekh sakta hai. Waha babloo ki to chandi hi chandi!

Wo bhi sofe pe aram se ludhak ke scene ke maje le raha hai. Ab to didi bhi gai, use nazre churane ki ya darne ki itni jarurat nahi. Lekin wo lund ka pura size dekh hi nahi paya. Jab lund khada ho raha tha tab dekha, fir ab lund wapas so raha hai.

Major sahib mare tension ke dono jaanghe jor jor se hila rahe hain aur bablo ko uchhalta koodta hua lund aur jhoomte hue aand pure ke pure jaangho ki side se aram se dikh rahe hain. Lekin scene me har cheez ko gahre kale baalo ne ghera hua hai.

Anpi hatheliyo me hi muh chhupaye hue tensions me udte hue major sahib jab wapas dharti pe aa gaye to ekdum se unhe dhyan aya ke kamre me koi aur bhi baitha hai jo kuchh der pahle unki jaangho ke andar bhukhe ki tarah dekh raha tha. Us babloo ke kya haal hai, wo ab kya kar raha hai ye dekhne ke liye major sahib ne jhat se hatheliya chahre se hatai aur babloo ko dekha!

Babloo, jo farsh pe sofe se tik ke baitha apne lund ko dabata hua jija ji ki dono jaangho ke andar aage jhuk jhuk ke dekh raha tha, jhat se uth ke sofe pe baith gaya aur jija ji se muh fer liya aur bola – “Aap pareshaan hai kya jija ji? Aankhe kitni laal ho gai hai aap ki!”

Jija ji ko kuchh nahi sujha kya kahe! Idhar bhai bahan dono mil ke lund pe gahri chot kar rahe hain. Agar major sahib ka janwar jaag gaya to wo babloo ke sath kuchh galat na kar baithe is liye uth ke chup chap gaye kitchen me, beer nikali chilled, upar ka shareer nanga kar liya aur apne sar ko masalte hue wapas babloo ke paas aa baithe. 2 minute tak kuchh sochte rahe fir babloo ke samne hi lund ko masalte hue bottle babloo ki taraf kar ke bole – “Piyega?”

Babloo jo apne jijaji ki ijjat karta hai, unke pair chhoota hai, lihaaj ke mare bola – “An..hn..! Main kaha pita hu? Aap bhi jija ji!”

Jija ji ne naak se jor ki saans li, babloo ke sar pe ek chapat lagai aur kaan pakad ke use kheencha apni taraf. Babloo ne kaan ke dard ki chinta nahi karte hue jhat se jija ji ki jaangho ka anadr ka hissa pakad liya, theek lund ke paas hatheli aur ungliya jama li.

2 ungliya shorts ke andar jhaanto ko chhoone lagi baki saari hatheli shorts ke upar hai, aur bola – “Aaaa..aa..aaa..a.a.”

Major sahib – “Aa ke bachhe! Kya dekh raha hai tu kab se? itna bada ho gaya tu?” Fir apne shorts ko pakad ke jaanghe chaudi kar ke apna lund ragad ke bole – “Yaha kya dekh raha tha tu? huh? Bol?”

Ragdan me lund ki soft skin babloo ki andar wali do ungliyo ki tip ko chhoo gai, wo bola – “Jija…jii…”

Major sahib ne fir kaha – “Lund chahiye tujhe? Lund leta hai lekin daaru nahi pita, huh? Beta tujhse 18 saal bada hu main! College me aa gaya hai tu? Kitna bada ho gaya hai! Maine to kabhi socha hi nahi! Meri shadi ke time tu kaisa bachha tha.

Tujhe god me bhi utha ke pyaar kiya hai maine! Itni jaldi lund lene jaisa kaise ho gaya hai tu? Upar se dikh bhi to 18 saal ka raha hai tu. Khada bhi hota hai tera? Paani banane lag gaya tere itna jaldi? Sach bata kitne saal ka hai aur ye lund lene ka shok kaha se laga?”

Babloo – “Bachha nahi hu! 18 ka ho gaya hu. College me hu aur lun…”

Major sahib – “bol bol! Ab sharmane ki kya jarurat hai, koi lihaaj mat bata ab, mer lund to dekh hi chukka hai aur tu chahta kya hai ye bhi main samajh chukka hu. To ab laaj sharm chhod ke aram se bol! Waise bhi ab tere saare taar dheele karne wala hu main aaj raat!” kahte hue major sahib ne fir se apne lund pe haath ghumaya jo ab pura khada ho chukka tha. Aur wo beer peete ja rehe the.

Babloo chup! Ghabraya hua soch bhi nahi pa raha kya bole. Fir jija ji ne hadka diya – “Bol! Gaandu!” aur chapat lagane ke liye fir haath uthaya to babloo thoda hath ke bola – “Main…main..to…shu..ru..se hi aisa hi hu! L….lu..n..d ka hi shok hai hamesha se. School college me bahot seniors ne mere muh me diya hai! Hamesha koi na koi chuswata hai college me! Aur…”

Major sahib – “Aur kya? Bol na bhenchod!”

Babloo – “simboo ke neemboo bhi chaatata hu koi ghar pe na ho tab. Wo mujhe lund bhi chusne deta hai aur mera chahra chaatata hai.” (Simba babloo ka bulldog hai jise pyaar se babloo simboo kahta hai!)

Major sahib – “Achha! Kutte ko bhi nahi chhoda! Agar wo tera muh chaatata hai to matlab wo tujhse pyaar karta hai. Khair ye bata Sirf muh me leta hai? Kabhi pichhe nahi liya?” bol ke babloo ki gaand daba ke khud se sata liya!

Babloo ne kuchh khush hote hue aur kuchh darte hue kaha – “N..na…hi…! andar to kisi ne nahi dala kabhi! Main hi khud koshish karta hu ungliya daalne ki kabhi kabhi par maza nahi aata!”

Major sahib – “Maja kaise aayega gandu! Ungliyo se maja aane lag gaya to bhagwan ne lund kisliye banaye hain! Chal beta, main batata hu tujhe aaj! Aaj maza aayega tujhe!” Bol ke babloo ki t-shirt me haath daal ke ribs pakad li aur dusre haath se dono jaanghe kas ke pakad ke god me utha liya aur dining table pe bitha liya.

Gaur se chahre ko dekh ke bole – “bilkul Neetu!” aur kas ke chahra pakad ke hoth choos liye babloo ke!

Babloo ne dono tango se jijaji ki kamar ko lappet liya aur pura shareer unke hawale kar diya. Jaise koi bakri kisi sher ke jabdo me jaane ke baad bachne ki ummeed chhod ke dheeli pad jaati hai waise babloo ne apna shareer dheela chhod diya.

Udhar jijaji sher hi ki tarah khunkhar awaze nikalte hue babloo ke kapde nikaal nikaal ke fenkne lage, pura nanga kar ke table ke glass pe leta diya aur pura sharer choosne lage. Table ke neeche se babloo ki skin glass pe dab ke chipki hui dikh rahi thi aur jijaji use ragad ke masalte ja rahe hain.

Thodi si der me hi babloo ke poore shareer pe jagah jagah kaat khane ke aur laal laal nishaan ban gaye. Babloo ne dono taange upar kar li to jijaji ne gaand ki taraf dekha. Laal laal chhota sa chhed! Jijaji ne anguthe pe thook lagaya aur gaand ke chhed pe rakh ke gol gol ghumate hue dhire dhire dabane lage.

Babloo paagal hone laga. Kass ke jijaji ki chhati se chipak gaya aur unki kamar masalte hue unke shorts me hath daal diye. Shorts ko niche ki taraf dhakka dene laga.

To jijaji ne khud hi alag hoke, pahle babloo ko neeche utara aur fir apna shorts nikal ke fenk diya. Babloo ne dekha jijaji jab apne juniors ki reporting lete honge to kaise khade hote honge sina taan ke, waise wo bina kapdo ke uske samne khade hain.

Jijaji ko nanga dekhne ka Babloo ka bachpan ka sapna kitne shaandar tarike se poora hua hai. Jijaji ke ubhre hue kandho se neeche pahaad ki tarah uthi hui chhaati par ek moti si gold ki chain jhool kar nishchint seene se chipki padi hai. Babloo ka naak jijaji ki nipples ki seedh tak aata hai.

Babloo ne gaur se dekha, do kaale kaale 2’’ diameter ke bade bade tight nipples ubhre hue seene pe dhakkan ki tarah dikh rahe hain. Seene pe to baal kam hi hai lekin bhare bhare baazuo me kalaai se kohni tak gahre baal, fir naabhi se neeche bhi ghane ghane baal lekin trim kiye hue, bas lund se upar thodi badi badi curly jhaante hain, fir jaangho se ediyon tak bhare bhare baal hi baal.

Aand par bhi aur un se neeche se hote hue gaand ke chhed par bhi, lekin gaand ke pahaado pe koi baal nahi, peeth se gaand tak pura area saaf aur chamakdaar. Pure shareer pe gym ki tarah ka koi muscle, peck, ya cut nahi lekin fir bhi sab kuch ekdum tone me!

Thoda sa pet nikla hua hai, lekin wo jyada fool ke tond na ban jaye isliye us par naabhi ka lock bhagwan ne aisa lagaya hai jaise kisi foole hue sofe par center me ek diamond laga ke andar se kheench diya gaya ho.

Babloo ne neeche baith ke jijaji ki dono jaangho pe apni dono hatheliya fer li aur lund pe aankhe tikai. Koi 7 inch ke aas paas hoga lund lekin mota normal se thoda jyada hai. Major sahib ke shareer me bas ek hi kami hai ke bhagwan ne lund unko unki size ka nahi diya.

Halanki normal se to bada hai lekin fir bhi kumbhkarn ka lund fir kumbhkarn ko milna hi chahiye tha na! Khair is lund me bhi koi kami nahi hai, lund ke neeche bharpoor daadhi hai, major sahib moochen aur unka lund beard rakhta hai, major sahib ki goliyon bhari bandook ki tarah ekdum seedha hai, na to curve upar ki taraf hai na hineeche ki taraf.

Ekdum scale ki tarah seedha aur aage se teekha. Ye bhi theek waise hi khada hai jaise major sahib khud tan ke khade hain.

Desi gay kahaani Babloo ki apne Major Jeeja se Chudaai ki

Khair lund bada to hai par jyada bada nahi, ye babloo ke liye faayde ki baat hai. Fir lund ne skin ka ghoonght aisa odh rakha hai ke lund me se moot aur cum kaha se nikalta hai dikhai hi nahi de raha.

Agar us dher saari lund ke muh pe jama ho rahi chamdi pe jaldi jaldi ki wajah se nikalne wale moot ki kuchh boondo me pre-cum ki bhi kuchh boonde mil ke chip chip nahi kar rahi hoti to lagta ke lund bhi pack hi hai, kabhi isme se kuchh bahar hi nahi aaya, iska kisi ne kabhi istemaal hi nahi kiya !

Major sahib ke lalaat ki tarah hi lund ka matha bhi khoob chauda hai, chamak bhi raha hai. Uske neeche se jhaanto ke andar tak gaya hua lund gehuaa color ka hai aur barabar motaai aur golaai me shaped hai.

Bas jaha se aand latakna chaalu hote hain waha se babloo pakde to anguthe aur index finger ki tip ko apas me touch nahi kar payega, itni moti jad hai major sahib ke lund ki.

Lund uth uth ke yun gir raha hai jaise babloo se puchh raha hai – “aur? Kaisa hai? Kya haal chaal hai? Huh? Kaisa dikh raha hu main?”

Jijaji ne fir chapat lagai gaal pe aur bola – “choos! Dikha mujhe, kaise chusta hai tu tere seniors ka lund!”

To be continued…